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Well for the last five or so days I've been attempting to sell my computer on eBay.

MY GOD...

I never thought so much stress and pain could be compressed into such a simple process! I've revised the listing nine bajillion times and yet still, no one is every *watching*. This is slowly driving me crazy and soon I'll explode and die from over exposure to unresponsive auctions.

But, on the plus side, it's almost finals week! Oh wait...

Actually; I might introduce myself: I'm Bob. I attend school, own two computers (a custom one I'm trying to sell and my Macbook Pro which, if it were possible, I would mate with), listen a ton of music and have fairly strong, bias, views on very general topics.

So, you could say that I'm an average American. Except for one minor detail; with the exception of actually being born in America, I'm actually one half Irish and the other half French. And I use a Mac. And I'm a liberal. And I've actually read William Gibson.

So, not very average at all. Or, shit, I might be. I'm not really *that* sure as to what the definition of average is these days. It's hard to tell. All I really know is that the guy down the street with the penis pierce is accepted into normal society yet, yesterday, someone accused me of being a terrorist for wear different colored socks...

Go figure...